D Dear Mr Ninja Possum,
I used to think possums were cute, but you have shown me the truth!
After months of stealing out fruit, urinating on our front porch, waking us up at 2am, trashing our kitchen like a schoolie on the Gold Coast and forcing us to sleep with our windows shut in a Brisbane home with no fans, I wanted to feed you rat poison…. but when you BITE one of my guests without my permission after he fed you toast, you went too far.
Ha! I now live in a house with windscreens AND fans. So, it is with great pleasure and joy, I bid you goodbye. I truely hope the next tenants take longer than we did to realise that you were a possum, not a ‘rodent’ and they leave you bright green pellets for you to indulge in.
Your friendly neighbour.
***The possum saga is over.***